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Set up base template and convert index and 404 to use the base instead
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{% extends "base.html" %}
{% block content %}
<h1>OFFSHORE SHELL COMPANY</h1>
<p>
We all hate paying taxes, especially those of us trying to save for our next superyacht or
multi-million dollar estate. Loud and pesky students and young adults complain about "affordability"
and demand that you pay millions in taxes to fund their useless basket-weaving degrees. Even
some of the lawmakers that you quietly pocketed are starting to question your tax history.
</p>
<p>
That's where we come in. You don't need to pay taxes when your business doesn't legally exist
in your country. We can help you relocate your operations to one of many tax havens and avoid
paying for the welfare of the impoverished, unemployed, and undesirable.
</p>
<p>
Below is a directory of our available services for your convenience.
</p>
<br>
{% for service in config.extra.services %}
<div class="service">
<a href="{{ service.url | safe }}">{{ service.title }}</a>
<p>{{ service.description }}</p>
</div>
{% endfor %}
{% endblock content %}