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ayesc9000
71679ac74e Set up base template and convert index and 404 to use the base instead
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86c2d6fd1c Make links always orange 2026-05-19 18:24:31 -04:00
ayesc9000
b7af4bf903 Add zola fix 2026-05-19 18:24:24 -04:00
ayesc9000
c8bc3a7090 Update website configuration 2026-05-19 17:57:24 -04:00
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# Last updated May 2026 # Last updated May 2026
title = "Offshore Shell Company" title = "Offshore Shell Company"
description = "Offshore Shell Company" description = "Ushering in a new reality of corporate taxes."
author = "Liam 'AyesC' Hogan" author = "AyesC"
default_language = "en" default_language = "en"
base_url = "https://offshoreshell.company" base_url = "https://offshoreshell.company"
compile_sass = true compile_sass = true
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github_alerts = true github_alerts = true
[extra] [extra]
keywords = "Offshore Shell Company, Offshore Shell, Shell Company, Offshore, Shell, Company, AyesC, GIT HAVEN"
services = [ services = [
{ title = "AyesC.ca", description = "Get a glimpse into the mind of the genius that saved you millions.", url = "https://ayesc.ca/" }, { title = "AyesC.ca", description = "Get a glimpse into the mind of the genius that saved you millions.", url = "https://ayesc.ca/" },
{ title = "Forgejo (GIT HAVEN)", description = "A safe haven for source code. Far out of the reach of the tax man.", url = "https://locus.offshoreshell.company/git/" }, { title = "Forgejo (GIT HAVEN)", description = "A safe haven for source code. Far out of the reach of the tax man.", url = "https://locus.offshoreshell.company/git/" },

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This file is to make sure that the content directory exists. Without it, zola
serve will throw an error when starting.

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font-weight: 600; font-weight: 600;
} }
a {
color: #a86921;
}
.service { .service {
width: auto; width: auto;
border: 1px solid #aaa; border: 1px solid #aaa;
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padding-bottom: 15px; padding-bottom: 15px;
font-size: 18pt; font-size: 18pt;
text-decoration: none; text-decoration: none;
color: #a86921;
} }
p { p {

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<!DOCTYPE html> {% extends "base.html" %}
<html>
<head> {% block content %}
<title>Not Found</title> <h1>OFFSHORE SHELL COMPANY</h1>
<link href="/style.css" rel="stylesheet" /> <p>Page not found. <a href="/">Go home.</a></p>
<meta charset="utf-8" /> <br>
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" /> <hr>
<meta name="application-name" content="Offshore Shell Company" /> {% endblock content %}
<meta name="author" content="AyesC" />
<meta name="og:title" content="Offshore Shell Company" />
<meta name="og:type" content="website" />
<meta name="og:url" content="https://offshoreshell.company/" />
<meta name="og:locale" content="en_CA" />
</head>
<body>
<h1>OFFSHORE SHELL COMPANY</h1>
<p>Page not found. <a href="/">Go home.</a></p>
<br>
<hr>
<br>
<p>
Copyright &copy; Liam "AyesC" Hogan under
<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International</a>
</p>
</body>
</html>

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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title>Offshore Shell Company</title>
<link href="/style.css" rel="stylesheet" />
<meta charset="utf-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
<meta name="application-name" content="{{ config.title }}" />
<meta name="author" content="{{ config.author }}" />
<meta name="description" content="{{ config.description }}" />
<meta name="keywords" content="{{ config.extra.keywords }}" />
<meta name="og:title" content="{{ config.title }}" />
<meta name="og:description" content="{{ config.description }}" />
<meta name="og:type" content="website" />
<meta name="og:url" content="{{ config.base_url }}" />
<meta name="og:locale" content="en_CA" />
</head>
<body>
{% block content %}{% endblock content %}
<br>
<p>
Copyright &copy; Liam "AyesC" Hogan under
<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International</a>
</p>
</body>
</html>

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<!DOCTYPE html> {% extends "base.html" %}
<html>
<head> {% block content %}
<title>Offshore Shell Company</title> <h1>OFFSHORE SHELL COMPANY</h1>
<link href="/style.css" rel="stylesheet" /> <p>
<meta charset="utf-8" /> We all hate paying taxes, especially those of us trying to save for our next superyacht or
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" /> multi-million dollar estate. Loud and pesky students and young adults complain about "affordability"
<meta name="application-name" content="Offshore Shell Company" /> and demand that you pay millions in taxes to fund their useless basket-weaving degrees. Even
<meta name="author" content="AyesC" /> some of the lawmakers that you quietly pocketed are starting to question your tax history.
<meta name="description" content="Ushering in a new reality of corporate taxes." /> </p>
<meta name="keywords" content="Offshore Shell Company, Offshore Shell, Shell Company, Offshore, Shell, Company, AyesC" /> <p>
<meta name="og:title" content="Offshore Shell Company" /> That's where we come in. You don't need to pay taxes when your business doesn't legally exist
<meta name="og:description" content="Ushering in a new reality of corporate taxes." /> in your country. We can help you relocate your operations to one of many tax havens and avoid
<meta name="og:type" content="website" /> paying for the welfare of the impoverished, unemployed, and undesirable.
<meta name="og:url" content="https://offshoreshell.company/" /> </p>
<meta name="og:locale" content="en_CA" /> <p>
</head> Below is a directory of our available services for your convenience.
<body> </p>
<h1>OFFSHORE SHELL COMPANY</h1> <br>
<p> {% for service in config.extra.services %}
We all hate paying taxes, especially those of us trying to save for our next superyacht or <div class="service">
multi-million dollar estate. Loud and pesky students and young adults complain about "affordability" <a href="{{ service.url | safe }}">{{ service.title }}</a>
and demand that you pay millions in taxes to fund their useless basket-weaving degrees. Even <p>{{ service.description }}</p>
some of the lawmakers that you quietly pocketed are starting to question your tax history. </div>
</p> {% endfor %}
<p> {% endblock content %}
That's where we come in. You don't need to pay taxes when your business doesn't legally exist
in your country. We can help you relocate your operations to one of many tax havens and avoid
paying for the welfare of the impoverished, unemployed, and undesirable.
</p>
<p>
Below is a directory of our available services for your convenience.
</p>
<br>
{% for service in config.extra.services %}
<div class="service">
<a href="{{ service.url | safe }}">{{ service.title }}</a>
<p>{{ service.description }}</p>
</div>
{% endfor %}
<br>
<p>
Copyright &copy; Liam "AyesC" Hogan under
<a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International</a>
</p>
</body>
</html>