From eac5e77bf36b9365e88c26c09c86a19244b2b0d8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: ayesc9000 Date: Mon, 18 May 2026 00:55:14 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Initial commit of website files --- .gitignore | 1 + .vscode/launch.json | 16 ++ LICENSE.txt | 408 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ README.md | 9 + config.toml | 28 +++ sass/style.scss | 56 ++++++ static/favicon.ico | Bin 0 -> 35834 bytes templates/index.html | 46 +++++ 8 files changed, 564 insertions(+) create mode 100644 .gitignore create mode 100644 .vscode/launch.json create mode 100644 LICENSE.txt create mode 100644 README.md create mode 100644 config.toml create mode 100644 sass/style.scss create mode 100644 static/favicon.ico create mode 100644 templates/index.html diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d298be1 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitignore @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +public/ \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/.vscode/launch.json b/.vscode/launch.json new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5480bf2 --- /dev/null +++ b/.vscode/launch.json @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +{ + "version": "0.2.0", + "configurations": [ + { + "type": "node", + "request": "launch", + "name": "Start Zola", + "console": "integratedTerminal", + "runtimeExecutable": "zola", + "args": [ + "serve", + "--drafts" + ], + } + ] +} diff --git a/LICENSE.txt b/LICENSE.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fe463e0 --- /dev/null +++ b/LICENSE.txt @@ -0,0 +1,408 @@ +Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International + +======================================================================= + +Creative Commons Corporation ("Creative Commons") is not a law firm and +does not provide legal services or legal advice. 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Far out of the reach of the tax man.", url = "https://locus.offshoreshell.company/git/" }, + { title = "Woodpecker CI", description = "Automatic SLAPP suits against your critics. 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OFFSHORE SHELL COMPANY

+

+ We all hate paying taxes, especially those of us trying to save for our next superyacht or + multi-million dollar estate. Loud and pesky students and young adults complain about "affordability" + and demand that you pay millions in taxes to fund their useless basket-weaving degrees. Even + some of the lawmakers that you quietly pocketed are starting to question your tax history. +

+

+ That's where we come in. You don't need to pay taxes when your business doesn't legally exist + in your country. We can help you relocate your operations to one of many tax havens and avoid + paying for the welfare of the impoverished, unemployed, and undesirable. +

+

+ Below is a directory of our available services for your convenience. +

+
+ {% for service in config.extra.services %} +
+ {{ service.title }} +

{{ service.description }}

+
+ {% endfor %} +

+ Copyright © Liam "AyesC" Hogan under + Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International +

+ + \ No newline at end of file